Riot Kitty Platform Mary Janes Gothic Cat Ear Shoes Shoe size:UK 8.5 (41) Our Birthday Pamper Hamper arrives

Our Birthday Pamper Hamper arrives through the letterbox as a glorious little parcel of pure self-care indulgence

which is to say perfectly proportioned

That's the lot

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