Take a Pitcher - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Distressed white slab-serif text reads

Distressed white slab-serif text reads "REMEMBER

Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top

Bud Fox never stood a chance against that letterhead

Pee-wee Herman leaps mid-air in the background in a gray suit

Take a Pitcher - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Distressed white slab-serif text readsOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold