Chick Magnet - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Red groovy bubble-style lettering reads

Red groovy bubble-style lettering reads "Casa Vallarta" across the center

Lambeau never stood a chance against a kid whose résumé was a mop and a chalkboard

Santa knowing where you live is the only surveillance program with a 98% approval rating and a cookie-based compensation package

Bold white retro text below reads "meltdown

Chick Magnet - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Red groovy bubble-style lettering readsCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout