If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL surrounded by white text reading

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Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Jesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL surrounded by white text readingRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered