Eagle Powers - Women's T-Shirt Size:M "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated

"Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

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Eagle Powers - Women's T-Shirt Size:M "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduatedEating a raw eagle egg on a cliffside is basically the luchador equivalent of a pre workout supplement, just with more feathers and zero FDA approval. Nacho proved that belief hits harder than any actual training regimen. Inspired by Nacho Libre. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EAGLE POWERS" in two stacked lines. A retro cartoon illustration depicts Nacho wearing a blue luchador mask, red cape, red trunks over light blue tights,