New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt surfing rendered in high-contrast posterized detail

rendered in high-contrast posterized detail

flanked by small stars

Spoonerisms exist so your brain does the dirty work and the shirt stays technically innocent

Located at 6676 Telegraph Road in Bloomfield Township

New Planet - Chicago, IL - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex T-Shirt surfing rendered in high-contrast posterized detailRoller rinks named after celestial bodies and run by a skating planet in a party hat inspire more confidence than any gym membership ever could. Chicago had its priorities straight. The Details: Golden yellow circular double bordered seal contains dark olive arched vintage display lettering reading "NEW PLANET" at the top and "ROLLER RINK" at the bottom. A dark olive midcentury line art anthropomorphic planet wearing a party hat and Saturn like ring