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Korben Dallas Taxi Service - Fifth Element - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL A posterized oval portrait sitsKorben Dallas survived combat missions across the galaxy, earned every decoration possible, and his grand reward is dodging cop robots while his mom roasts him about being single. One fare literally fell through his roof and ended civilization's whole vibe. Inspired by The Fifth Element. The Details: Bold yellow block text reads "KORBEN DALLAS'" above "TAXI SERVICE" in the same style. A retro futuristic digital illustration of Korben Dallas' flying