Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL and a complete disregard for

and a complete disregard for physics

Two crossed baseball bats sit centered beneath the border

Pulling a piece over a foot foul is exactly the energy of a man who genuinely believes he's the rational one in every conversation

A golden-yellow conical buoy marked "38" in dark lettering sits among teal and white stylized waves

Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL and a complete disregard forCharles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A