Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Charles De Mar dispensing ski

Charles De Mar dispensing ski wisdom with the confidence of a man who just snorted the mountain itself

Pink rounded text reads "DRUNKIN'" to the right

Pledging twenty-five bucks to save a station whose top-rated show involves a mop and a fire hose is the most rational financial decision that town ever made

with horizontal speed lines trailing behind the vehicle

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Charles De Mar dispensing skiSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit