Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow White cursive text reads "Cocktails"

White cursive text reads "Cocktails" beside white uppercase sans-serif text reading "RESTAURANT

Bold white rounded sans-serif text

Inspired by Christine

A purple plum with baseball stitching

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Yellow White cursive text reads "Cocktails"Boating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below