Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Stylized light blue italic text

Stylized light blue italic text reads "1996" beneath the arch

Retro 90s TV throwback design inspired by Binford Tools as seen in Home Improvement

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

Light blue dot-matrix style text composed of small circular pixels reads "SHALL WE PLAY A GAME

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black Stylized light blue italic textMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block