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Walker Texas Ranger Mashup - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_bc Reconstructing a supreme being fromDropping one letter from a baseball franchise turns an entire roster into a bearded man who solves crimes with roundhouse kicks. Half the stadium thinks it's real merch, the other half just heard the theme song. The Details: Circular badge split into a red upper half and blue lower half, bordered in white, with two white stars flanking arched white serif text reading "TEXAS" at the top. A stencil style portrait of Cordell Walker in a cowboy hat sits