Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Ornate weathered white serif text

Ornate weathered white serif text reads "El Guapo Sweater Co" across the top

flanked by green pine trees at its base

Italic serif text below reads "Representing Yutes Since 1992" with a small decorative scales accent underneath

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 Ornate weathered white serif textJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading