Darth Vader Planet Vulcan Parody - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL flanked by red decorative scroll

flanked by red decorative scroll banners and featuring a strawberry illustration on the jar body

a bolt of lightning

one lightning bolt

Inspired by Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Darth Vader Planet Vulcan Parody - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL flanked by red decorative scrollGeorge's sci fi literacy is so bad he mashes up three franchises into one alien identity without blinking. Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: A digital illustration of Marty McFly in a yellow radiation suit with a red headband and round visor performs the Vulcan salute against a starfield of small white dots. Outlined