I Pee in Pools - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_bod Retiring number 9 for a

Retiring number 9 for a guy who showed up sixteen years late swinging a bat carved from a lightning strike is peak baseball mythology

Bold golden-orange 3D block text reads "VEGAS

White block text below reads "Helps You Prove Others Are Dumb

" centered in the middle

I Pee in Pools - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_bod Retiring number 9 for aPeeing in pools got its own vintage font treatment like it's a varsity achievement worth lettering in. Nothing says confidence like turning a universal crime into a chest mounted confession. The Details: Golden yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines, styled in a 1970s groovy typeface. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100%