I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont Celebrating independence while the crown

Celebrating independence while the crown still has receipts is the most passive-aggressive holiday on the calendar

Regulators riding out like a garage band whose only instrument is a six-shooter is the most honest reading of Lincoln County ever committed to film

A curved green spotted crescent sweeps beneath

Small spaced-out golden-yellow serif text reads "WRITTEN AND" above "DIRECTED BY" in a distressed vintage style

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Tank Top fairmont Celebrating independence while the crownCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved