The Dark N' Stormies 7" (Stretch) Size:M a hybrid cross between a

a hybrid cross between a male tiger (Panthera tigris) and a female lion (Panthera leo)

and if you don't get it I'm not even sorry

• This baby also has a bungee cord closure on the bottom incase you want to pull it to tight to keep your torso extra toasty

5" (100% poly)

The Dark N' Stormies 7" (Stretch) Size:M a hybrid cross between aOur stormiest black shorts thrive in all gales, squalls, and tempests. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most technologically advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. Fit: These stretch shorts have an elastic waist, a 7 inch inseam and an updated (read: improved, more comfortable) fit. Nothing will make your thighs look as good as these. Materials: Cotton and spandex.